Memo to MLB Players: Don’t Be An Idiot

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Seriously, how hard is it not to put something into your body?

Neifi Perez, a former Gold Glove winner now bench warmer for the Detriot Tigers, just got suspended for 25 games for using a “banned stimulant”.

Let’s see, today I had a multivitamin, glass of OJ, yogurt, and just went and ate chicken wings for lunch. I doubt any of that had a “stimulant” in it (well, maybe the chicken wings).

So if someone like me, who is spending most of his day at a table studying law, can manage to avoid putting a substance into my body that is forbidden by a major league sport, how hard is it for someone who has the assistance of team doctors, nutritionists, trainers… and even a PRINTED LIST of the banned substances?

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